RWBY: A Mob Story

My name is ???? I've been on many battlefields to make it short I'm a veteran who's an expert in most forms of combat At the tender age of 28, I died due to certain circ.u.mstances Now I stand before a large talking tree that calls itself the origin of everything aka Origin-Kun Now I'm sure you know where this is going I'm about to be reincarnated I've always hated that stupid protagonist that only think with their lower half or expose all of their abilities that sounds retarded I've always loved one thing and that's coolness I could be that weakest scrub in the universe but as long as I'm cool enough I'm good.